WordPress handles spam messages well. However, there used to be spam written by bots that I miss. They were so entertaining that I would regularly read them. Now that AI alleviates grammar conundrums, these funny miscues have all but disappeared. Here’s a few of the old ones I received and my responses to them. 

“My salad has done better this summer but just in the last couple of months when the weather improved.” –I’m so happy to hear your salad is doing better. I was worried!

“You know a complete lot its almost hard to argue along.”  -You’re right. Don’t argue along. That would be taking my side, and I know a complete lot.  

“I’ve got much clear idea concerning from this post”  –I’m glad you’ve got much clear idea concerning, because I’m much confused idea concerning your message. 

 “Why people still make use of to read newspapers when in this technological globe the whole thing is available on web?” –Things are indeed strange in this technological globe. I tend to read newspapers, because they hire “real” journalists.  

“This enables that you simply much better picture of how your business is creating. We are all human beings.”  –I’m glad to hear we’re all human beings. I was beginning to wonder.

“These pieces really set a standard in the indrytus.”  –I am so happy I’m setting standards somewhere.  

“Weeeee, what a quick and easy soiunlot.”  –Wasn’t that cool? Soiunlots can be so tricky. Weeeee! 

“This was so helpful and easy! Do you have any articles in rehab?”  –Well, unfortunately, a couple of them have checked in. I heard they were doing well in editing. 

“Hey hey hey, take a gardener to what’ you’ve done.”  –That’s a great idea. I’ve never thought about inviting one. 

“That’s a posting full of ingiths!”  –I know. I’m full of good ingiths. 

 “Just do me a favor and keep writing such trnhcnaet analyses, OK?”  –By all means. I’m a master of trnhcnaetian theory.  

“If you’re looking to buy these articles, make it way easier.”  –Mmmh? I’ve never thought about buying my own posts. That indeed is easier. There, I just gave myself 10 bucks. Woo Hoo!!! 

“Thanks for spending time on the computer (wiritng) so others don’t have to.”  –You’re welcome! I think? 

“Continue to be down the great operate! You realize, many individuals ‘re looking near to do this facts, it is easy to aid these products.”  –Roger that. I will continue to be down the great operate to aid the products. 

“I like to party, not look arcleits up online. You made it happen.”  –I’m glad I made that happen. I wouldn’t want you to resort to looking up arcleits online and keep on partying! 

“It is possible (and frequently done) to build over 200k crop armies (aka, World Wonder armies) from a six cropper.”  –What? I mean…what? 

“Why does this have to be the ONLY reliable source? Oh well, gi!”  –What can I say? Poetry is most reliable source ever. That’s all you need to know. Ain’t no gi about it. 

“I’m making posts about scientific explanations behind everyday ––appearances.”  –I knew there was something weird behind everyday appearances. Thanks for providing scientific explanations for this unsolved mystery. 

“Stretching is discomfort.”   –I’ve told my cat the very same thing! However, he doesn’t listen and keeps on stretching! He looks comfortable doing it though.